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April 8, 2010

Sania and Shoaib - media circus, Veer Zaara, and finally comedy circus!


I am sure you do not need to hear from me all the crazy media blabber about who Sania will play tennis for (is she even playing any tennis anymore?), who is a traitor, Shoaib's interesting first marriage, did it happen, press conference, denials, then finally a 20 crore divorce settlement! BUT now the comedy circus has begun and we could all use some laughs.

Some funny things heard on the Blogospehere:

Sania did not find any eligible men in India, she had to go to Pakistan!

(Response) Shoaib did not find any good looking girls in Pakistan - TWICE! (though his judgment about looks could be questioned!)

On Twitter:
tantanoo :D RT @tyagiG: Shoaib married ayesha on phone. "Shoaib. Afghanistan ka capital kya hai?" "Kabul". Cant hear u "Kabul" Phir se bolo. "Kabul"

LINK to photo below



Post your favorite one-liners about this kerfuffle!

8 comments:

ApexHeights said...

Is it Raam Milaye Jodi or Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi !

ApexHeights said...

Ayesha pulls a Lewinsky

"Ayesha pulls a Lewinsky, hands over semenstained clothes to the police as evidence of the consummation of her marital life with Shoaib. A corporate hospital run by the Siddiquis’ family friend, Dr Syed Shams Babar, offers to provide fluid samples it had collected while performing the termination of Ayesha’s pregnancy".

Sania O Sania !

ApexHeights said...

Hope this does not turn out like the Reena – Mohsin alliance which ended bitterly and the custody battle which followed. Eventually Reena Roy got her daughter back once Casonova Khan married a much younger woman who didn't want to raise a child for him.

ApexHeights said...

Shoaib Malik seems like third rate shady character and don’t know what Sania found in him to hook up I believe she ditched her childhood sweetheart to marry him but what was the need to get engaged in the first place…

Rajiv said...

My suggestion for Rab Ne Banadi Jodi´s sequel ( based on Shoaib´s real story ) - Khuda Ne Phir Se Banadi Jodi!

rudresh said...

Apexheights as per alligations floating, Sania family has got lot of crores from Malik, which he has earned from Match fixing.

And What is good in Sania, She her picture, not good looking. Nor any career left. She jsut touching Number 30 for a week, but media made that like Roger federer kinda deal.

ApexHeights said...

Oh I agree there Rud. But simply having money is not the done deal in life. You need to look up to your partner in order to spend the rest of your life with them. I am still wondering what connected Sania to Shoaib since he was not even in the picture a few months back and she was getting happily engaged to that local dude. ..unless she was two timing!

ApexHeights said...

On Sania I have seen her play the US open and WTA outing – think it was either 05/ 06 - don’t remember exactly. She was playing well that year and that was a lot of hype associated as had reached the finals at WTA. We all even met her during the practice matches and there is nothing to brag about on the looks part except for people obsessed with t&a. Her tennis is strictly okay and only based on the powerful forehand shots but believe me there is a lot of power there and very few came back when she hit them . But her backhand, volley etc was awful and I have never seen a tennis player with so many unforced error. There was major hype when she faced sharapova at flushing meadows that same year but since then she is on downhill trajectory...

But the major put off was her attitude and she was pretty icy to the Indian crowd who gathered to support her…

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