May 4, 2010

In-Flight Movies Abhishek and Aishwarya should not watch

Abhishek Bachchan and Aishwarya Rai are currently not acting. This comes as no surprise to anyone, because that’s not something they really ever do. To be more specific, they’re not acting because they’re out on vacation, celebrating their wedding anniversary. Wherever they’re flying to, here’s a bunch of movies we hope they aren’t showing on the in-flight entertainment system;

Because it stars Amitabh Bachchan, which will remind Abhishek that really, there’s only one real actor in the Bachchan family, and history shows that suicidal men are dangerous on airplanes.

Because it stars Aishwarya’s ex-flame, Viviek Oberoi and that might make her uncomfortable. Well that, plus it’s a really shitty film.

Pink Panther 2
Because Aishwarya Rai-Bachchan is in it. And nobody should have to watch an Aishwarya Rai-Bachchan movie. Not even Aishwarya Rai-Bachchan.

Kuch Naa Kaho
Because both Abhishek and Aishwarya are in it. If they watch it, they’ll notice the utter lack of chemistry between them, and they’ll re-evaluate their entire marriage as a result.

Abhishek and John make a better pair than Abhishek and Priyanka Chopra. So wait, Abhishek and a dude make a better pair than Abhishek and a former Miss World? Oh. Wait.

If you think this is a funny (in a mean kind of way) piece, you can find more HERE