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January 5, 2010

Dedicated to Pardesi: Arz kiya hai......



While (Pardesi != pissed)
{
Tujhe SB pe jo dekha,
dil mera lattu kho gaya
Tu aage aage chal di,
main peeche peeche ho liya

Koi mujhe bataye, koi to samjhaye;
SRK ki, tujhe KA(LA)NK kyun bhaye?
Confuing si, lage District 9;
par tu kahe use, bhai mighty fine

Teri favorite Kai Lung.
main padhte padhte so gaya.

[chorus]
Tujhe SB pe jo dekha,
dil mera lattu kho gaya
Tu aage aage chal di,
main peeche peeche ho liya
[/chorus]

Tere jaisa, aur koi na hoga;
game na khele, Xbox pe kare jo yoga
But its not shocking, and no surprise;
Since your best friend, is apna Doga. (I know, it doesn't make sense, but nothing else was rhyming)

3I pe ladhte ladhte,
main khud hi idiot ho gaya
Tum, Ach, Sak, sab jhagde,
ban main NG se ho gaya

[chorus]
Tujhe SB pe jo dekha,
dil mera lattu kho gaya
Tu aage aage chal di,
main peeche peeche ho liya
[/chorus]
}

Just in case you didn't notice, it was written by a computer engr, while on job.

5 comments:

Princess said...

Hahaha. I've come out of retirement to laugh at this. :D

Who's next? I suggest supermod Saks. Maybe you can get banned from here too. :P

Pardesi said...

Chorus:
Ye aaj kal ke engineer
Likhte na padhte hain
Sirf touchy feely philosophy
Ke jaal mein phanste hain

Our Hero sings:
Koi bole mujh par sirf zulm hua hai
Koi bole mujhe koi samajh na saka hai
Haan haan yehi mere saath bhi hua hai
Mata Pita Teacharon ki bad-dua hai!!!!

(Chorus)

Kash main bhi banda bindaas hota
Rancho jaisa bina padhe khaas hota
Scooter wali doctorni mujhpar lattoo hoti
Bani shadi se bhag kar mujhe dhoondhti

(Chorus)

Par main filmi blog mein phans gaya
Dilli ki gaali galauj ki, aur ban ho gaya
Ab main ghoomta hoon awara dar badar
No Software mein dil lage na hi ghar par

(Chorus)

NG par ban hua, do do baar
Na koi humdum na koi yaar
Arre Rohit Bhaiyya meri araz lele
Mujhe sharan de do charanon ke tale

(Chorus)

Warna mera ab ek hi bacha sahara hai
Jahan Rancho bhaiyya wahin kinara hai
Ab main nikal pada boriya bistar bandh kar
Ab niwas karoonga S**shot ke dwaar par

(Chorus)

Pardesi said...
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Pardesi said...

A correction on great insistence from Kunal:

Arre Rohit Bhaiyya meri araz lele
Mujhe sharan de do NG ke tale

Pardesi said...

Nahin to main kahoonga hastey hastey
NG nahin to aur hain bahut se rastey

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