January 17, 2010

Another set of Stupid Awards - This time it is called Stardust Awards...

...and is even more funny!!! Welcome to the Laughter Show Part 3

Best Actor: Akshay Kumar (Blue)
Hmmm. What a start!!!! Good one...Hahahahahahaha

Best Actress: Katrina Kaif (New York, Ajab Prem Ki Ghazab Kahani)
More Hahahahahahaha

Star of the year Male: Amitabh Bachchan
Hmmm. No comments here. He was superb. Though I would say Ranbir Kapoor deserves this one.

Star of the year Female: Kareena Kapoor (3 Idiots, Kurbaan)
Yeah sure. Kurbaan was an All Time Blockbuster. And ninety percent of what 3 Idiots earned was because of HER!!!

Best Actor In A Comic Role: Ajay Devgan (All The Best)
Ab kya kahun!!! Baaki filmon ko chordo Johnny Lever, Sanjay Mishra, Sanjay Dutt were more funny than him in that very film.

Best Supporting Actress: Kiron Kher (Kurbaan)
A repeat comment on this award - The award should have gone to that fat girl in Wake Up Sid or Gauhar Khan for Rocket Singh.

Best Supporting Actor: Abhishek Bachchan (Paa)
Was he even better than Deepak Dobriyal in Delhi 6????

Best Film Of The Year Drama: 3 Idiots
Yeah the word 'DRAMA' is very important in the award. It deserves the award for all the DRAMA after its release.

Editor's Choice Award Best Actor: Shahid Kapoor
What next? PA's Choice Award, Sweeper's Choice Award, Manager's Choice Award? I read somewhere Kaho Naa Pyaar Hai won 98 awards. Well it isn't a surprise for me anymore. There are around five categories for Best Actor in ONE AWARD FUNCTION

Editor's Choice Award Best Actress: Kareena Kapoor
Repeat - What next? PA's Choice Award, Sweeper's Choice Award, Manager's Choice Award?

Best Film Of The Year Action: Wanted
Were they getting bored at home or what? I mean they don't have a single good category. What made them gives these awards. Anyways, Wanted I guess was the only film in competition in this category.

Best Film Of The Year Comedy: All The Best
IMO it was 'The President Is Coming'. But where are the other categories? Best Film HORROR, Best Film ROMANCE, Best Film WAR????

Dream Director: Imtiyaz Ali (Love Aaj Kal)
Yeah, after making Love Aaj Kal, he started coming into dreams of many people. Who is Nightmare Director BTW? WTF!!!!

Editor's Choice Award Best Director : Rohit Shetty
Hahahahaha. Ab kya kahun!!! Speechless!! No, I don't mean his direction made me speechless, the award made me speechless!!!

Best Director: Ranjit Kapoor (Chintu Ji)
Whose choice was it???? Editors? Readers? ABCers? PQRers? XYZers?

Superstar Of Tomorrow: Ranbir Kapoor
Question - Kal(Tomorrow) Kissne Dekha? Answer - Stardust waalon ne!!!!

Hottest New Director: Ayan Mukherji (Wake Up Sid)
Hahahahahahaha. 'Hottest'!!! Hahahahahaha. This award explains how stupid the award show is!!!! This has to be the BEST, no HOTTEST Dialog/Moment of LAUGHTER SHOW

Hottest Film Of The Year: Love Aaj Kal
Yeah, there was plenty of 'HOT' Coffee being served in the film.

Breakthrough Performance Female: Shahana Goswami

Breakthrough Performance Male: Abhimanyu Singh (Gulaal)
He was very good. But doesn't beat Piyush Mishra.


Pardesi said...

LOL - Cauli you rock! Your comments are priceless. Akki and Katrina win acting awards, now the rest can pack their bags and go home, leave it to the real talent to act.

Did everyone of any consequence who showed up there, get an award?

I am speechless.

Kunal said...

hahahahaha cauli, bhai maza aagaya, kya likha bhaiyya
waah waah waah waah ji waah

Princess said...

What the HELL? Cauliflower, you watched this?!

4 Best Actor awards, 4 Best Director awards and so on....

WTF is right.

Caulfield said...

Thank You Pardesi, Kunal and Princess.

Princess, I didn't watch it. I read it. The only award show I saw was of Filmfare 2008 which was hosted by SRK and Saif Ali Khan. And they rocked!!!

Caulfield said...

Best Actress: Katrina Kaif (New York, Ajab Prem Ki Ghazab Kahani)

Star of the year Female: Kareena Kapoor (3 Idiots, Kurbaan)

Kuch ulta nai lag raha???? Atleast it would have made a lot more sense if the recipients were swapped!!!

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